Abbot Cuthbert Brogan!
Cross pro piis meritis
Piis Myself Laughing!!
Abbot Cuthbert's behaviour when the adoring fans have gone home is impious and the scandal this imparts upon his junior monks destroys piety!
For example:
To me, with regard to The Sacred Heart, he exclaimed,
"Jesus! Have You Seen My Operation!"
To another,
"I'm Going To Ham It Up At The Altar!"
And to another poor horrified junior he proceeded to do a comedy turn with The Holy Relic Of St Alban's Thigh Bone!
Pious Merits!
More Like Spicuous Delicts!!
And he shouldn't be receiving an award, he should be receiving a SENTENCE!
